I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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