I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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