didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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