So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
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The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
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