soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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