susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
You left your underwear on the fireplace
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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