Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
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You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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