So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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