so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I had to cum in my sink.
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