Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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