Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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