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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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