okay pat passed out under dana's car
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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