So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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