I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
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Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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