My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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