did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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