the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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