I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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