We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
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So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
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Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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