Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
The feeling are messing with the penis
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Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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