I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
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Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
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How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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