she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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