I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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