Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Just cropdusted the office
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
