have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
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No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
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I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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