turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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