I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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