Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
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We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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