he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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