NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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