o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
We're too hungover to prance.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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