i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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