dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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