drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
You ate ashes out of my bong
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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