Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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