After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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