gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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