How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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