i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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