Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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