Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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