No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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