On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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