OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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