my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
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Whores get paid for sex. Wait maybe that's her job and her pimp is proud.
Wow. The bar has officially been lowered.
That's a win
I love witty people :)
hahahahaha so dirty
You must be that girl that works at the gas station...