is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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