Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
