i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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