You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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