When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize