I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
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It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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