I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
We talked him into tasing himself.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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