Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
im on a boat
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