I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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